The size of a cocker spaniel? That’s what they said about my cousin, captured in Hemet in the low-rent desert, pockmarked with a few Florida-like artificial lakes. But he didn’t get out much; it’s a miracle he stayed as ‘healthy’ at four feet and 50 pounds as they claim he was.
They took him away and put him at ‘Forever Wild’, some kind of crazy alligator sanctuary in another desert shithole, Phelan. He’s going to join 70!!! of our cousins there that they took out of people’s houses. I know we’re cute and lovable, but come on people–we grow up to be big gators with healthy appetites! What part of that don’t you understand?!
The sanctuary worker, Joel Almquist, said “It wasn’t nasty, it was very well mannered.” Good manners are certainly native to cunning gators, buddy. And cocker spaniels are for eating, my friend, and a tasty snack they are.
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